Do NOT Wear That!

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should!

Dec 11
This is why her marriage is failing.

This is why her marriage is failing.


Aug 4
According to DSW, any ugly pair of shoes goes well with jeans!

According to DSW, any ugly pair of shoes goes well with jeans!


Aug 1
How about, um, not enough holes? Yeah, that’s what’s wrong here.

How about, um, not enough holes? Yeah, that’s what’s wrong here.


Jul 25
There’s some weird German-boarding-school headmistress thing going on here… and if that’s not enough, they threw on a random zipper just for fun.

There’s some weird German-boarding-school headmistress thing going on here… and if that’s not enough, they threw on a random zipper just for fun.


Jul 22
Chains & Trash Bags… that’s all this is!

Chains & Trash Bags… that’s all this is!


Jul 21
FYI: Skirts go on the bottom.

FYI: Skirts go on the bottom.


Jul 18
I guess she had a terrible run-in with a disco ball and a gaggle of geese — thesuperficial

I guess she had a terrible run-in with a disco ball and a gaggle of geese — thesuperficial


Jul 17
Look closely, and you’ll notice that Dick is wearing those pants that you unzip to make shorts, with the cargo pockets ON THE OUTSIDE. — http://vantastix.com/

Look closely, and you’ll notice that Dick is wearing those pants that you unzip to make shorts, with the cargo pockets ON THE OUTSIDE. — http://vantastix.com/


Jul 15
Sure, I look homeless, but this outfit cost me $100!

Sure, I look homeless, but this outfit cost me $100!


We grew up in the 80s, we dress like we’re 5, and we still look stickly.

We grew up in the 80s, we dress like we’re 5, and we still look stickly.