This is why her marriage is failing.
According to DSW, any ugly pair of shoes goes well with jeans!
How about, um, not enough holes? Yeah, that’s what’s wrong here.
There’s some weird German-boarding-school headmistress thing going on here… and if that’s not enough, they threw on a random zipper just for fun.
Chains & Trash Bags… that’s all this is!
FYI: Skirts go on the bottom.
I guess she had a terrible run-in with a disco ball and a gaggle of geese — thesuperficial
Look closely, and you’ll notice that Dick is wearing those pants that you unzip to make shorts, with the cargo pockets ON THE OUTSIDE. — http://vantastix.com/
Sure, I look homeless, but this outfit cost me $100!
We grew up in the 80s, we dress like we’re 5, and we still look stickly.